Hang on a Minute

Not much preamble today, just to say Boris has been in Turkey singing in the praises of the EU and promising to help Turkey to join. Now Hang on a Minute.

During the referendum

the campaign of hate and fear

said Turkey will join the EU

Millions coming over here.

 Boris was a Brexiter

 and now he’s Foreign Secretary

 and he’s been on his travels.

Representing Britain in Turkey

Now Turkey wants to join the Union

Boris said he’d lend his clout

to help them join the institution

From which he took us out.

So when Turkey join the EU

with the help of old BO JO

He’ll turn to us British citizens

and I say See, I told you so.

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